How Rude!: Animals That Burp, Toot, Spit, and Scre

How Rude!: Animals That Burp, Toot, Spit, and Scre

Marsoni

M251S

$11.99

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How Rude!: Animals That Burp, Toot, Spit, and ScreA delightfully silly and informative picture book from the author of Animal Zombies & Other Real Life Monsters. Grown ups expect kids to avoid all sorts of rude behaviors. But in nature, spits, burps, and toots can happen for surprisingly strategic reasons. When animals exhibit every gross habit from toxic sneezes to deadly farts they're not aiming to act rude. They do what they can to survive. This book features the most dazzlingly disgusting

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