Feed Me and Tell Me My Existence is an Illusion Unisex Hoodie

Feed Me and Tell Me My Existence is an Illusion Unisex Hoodie

Marsoni

M251S

$59.00

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Feed Me and Tell Me My Existence is an Illusion Unisex HoodieIf existential dread is your thing, you'll love this funny, sarcastic existentialism shirt. I mean what is reality? Do we even know? If you love ironic nihilism humor and reveling in existential angst then this funny existentialist shirt will be the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Also makes a great gift for the philosophy student, Tumblr aesthetic enthusiast, or nihilist in your life. Shirt Info: Cotton Poly Blend 1x1 Ribbing Waistband & Cuffs

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Needed to get a product with no fluoride and not made by one of the large mfgrs of toothpaste. I used to used HELLO, but they were bought out by Colgate. Not a fan. So, I thought I'd try this as I used to live near the area this is produced. It is a lesser sweet taste than the HELLO product lines, but very nice results after just a couple uses and the taste is fine. Works well, tastes good, affordable.

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Reviewed in the United States on November 1, 2025

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D P

Belleville, US

★★★★★ 5

Keeps breath fresh for longer.

Size: 3 Ounce (Pack of 1)

Love this toothpaste. It’s like another brand that made the pm toothpaste that was good for morning breath. I wake up and still can somewhat taste the freshness. Maybe the peppermint is good/strong, but works well without the burning sensation.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 8, 2026

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Natrona Heights, US

★★★★★ 5

TSA compliant, and Fluoride-free

Size: 3 Ounce (Pack of 1)

Nice to have a travel size fluoride-free option!

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Reviewed in the United States on April 5, 2026

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H. Rediker

Houston, US

★★★★★ 4

Cleaner teeth

Size: 5.5 Ounce (Pack of 1)

I feel like my teeth get cleaned better with this product than usual mass market brands. Only downside is it doesn't have enough mint flavor to act as a breath freshener. But it's perfect if you can't tolerate a strong mint taste.

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Reviewed in the United States on October 26, 2024