Crap Taxidermy

Marsoni

M251S

$14.99

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Crap TaxidermyA humorous look at what happens when taxidermy goes terribly wrong, by the founder of the hit website crappytaxidermy. com. A relaxed toad enjoying a smoke and a brew. A cat with eerily flexible front legs. A smiling lion with receding gums. Whether you choose to laugh or cringe at these spectacularly bad attempts at taxidermy, you wont be able to tear your eyes away from the curiosities inside. This volume brings together the very best of the worst

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I use this brand as my daily body sunscreen and love the smell, so I was tempted to buy this lip balm. I'm so glad I did! It smells great, and my absolute favorite thing about it is that it seems to last all day. I wear it with a light lip liner and my lips stay soft and moisturized after a long work day, 2 meals, etc. It does have a bad taste, but not nearly as bad as other brands I've tried. If you do the lip stick trick with your finger its unlikely to get in your mouth, unless you bite your lips. So its been a great protection against lip biting as well.

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Reviewed in the United States on July 9, 2025

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Beth

Lowell, US

★★★★★ 5

Great product

Scent: Island Coconut, Size: 0.35 Ounce (Pack of 2)

This goes on very smooth! Not like Aquaphor or chapstick but somewhere in between!

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Reviewed in the United States on June 6, 2026

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D. Hoffman

Omaha, US

★★★★★ 3

Funny after taste

Scent: Island Coconut, Size: 0.35 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)

Usually love Hawaiian Tropic products but this lip balm has a weird taste. The spf is good, if you don't mind the taste.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 15, 2026

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Joleen B

New York, US

★★★★★ 5

Clear and soothing

Scent: Island Coconut, Size: 0.35 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)

Very smooth and smells wonderful. Good lip moisturizer. goes on clear

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Reviewed in the United States on March 10, 2026

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Bryana A. Donohue

Houston, US

★★★★★ 4

Hawaiian Tropics highly recommended for sensitive skin.

Scent: Island Coconut, Size: 0.35 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)

Love this product. This is my first summer using it. I was not disappointed. I have super sensitive skin, and can’t use most products. One thing I did notice was a few times I would get a small pimple or blackhead along the lip line. The dermatologist said it was clogged pores, but no reason not to continue using it. I have tried a few other brands and had more breakouts/ blackheads. So I keep going back to Hawaiian Tropics.

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Reviewed in the United States on August 4, 2025